You made me cry and you don't even care
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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