she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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