Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
