Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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