Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
