If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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