what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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