I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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