I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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