butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize
