I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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