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Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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