Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
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