New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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