A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
