no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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