Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
oh god the rape fog is back!
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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