You're so nebulous sometimes
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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