they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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