no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
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