I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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