So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
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