who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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