dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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