doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Randomize