i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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