Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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