Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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