Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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