god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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