Buhtt sex?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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