i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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