Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Randomize
