So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
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