Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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