If i come over, it means nothing
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize