Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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