wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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