okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Randomize
