let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
God, I missed his penis.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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