I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
