i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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