But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
im holly from the hills drunk
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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