Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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