no. you can't hotbox the world.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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