love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
we made out on top of his cat.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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