please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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