Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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