the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Randomize
