Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
