is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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