We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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