Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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