we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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