Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
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