the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
You made out with two different species that night
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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