plz talk dirty to me
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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